i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
