I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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