she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think I sprained my soul last night
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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