Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
