Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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