He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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