That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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