thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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