Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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