Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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