Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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