My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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