I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Success! We fucked roommates!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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