What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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