Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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