I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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