# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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