Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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