The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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