My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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