hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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