So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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