is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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