you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
