just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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