Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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