I just saw a hot homeless man
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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