honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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