You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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