I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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