I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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