I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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