I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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