How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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