yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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