so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
