Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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