You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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