I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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