At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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