That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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