I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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