even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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