I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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