Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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