Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
third nipple confirmed
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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