you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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