Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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