we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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