need another drink. this is the easiest way
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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