He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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