It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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